When I Get Home From School

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When dumbasses volunteer to read in class and they CAN’T read.

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And you’re just there like..

bitch i could have read that shit in half the time.

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milesjai:

barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

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Fuckstick?

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Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?

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Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr?

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( ) Because we have no social life.

( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.

(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.

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the awkward moment when you get out of the movies and its still daytime

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The feeling you get when the person you secretly hate said something funny.

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